Greenlee: *launches into explanation of snuff* The really good stuff would make you sneeze. *morphs into British accent and bumbling ways* I say old chap, very fine stuff there, blend? What blend?!
And an oldie but a goodie, from last year:
Greenlee: *going on about deism* They believed that the people should not focus on their differences in doctrine, but rather that they all worshipped a divine being, the same one as a matter of fact, just under different names. They preached tolerance in religion.
Me: Shame that never caught on.
Greenlee: Some would argue that Christianity in its original form never really caught on either.
Me: *kasnerk* XD