Today (well, yesterday) was super_becka's birthday, and she had a bag of hats and those little blowy things you get for parties. We both put a hat on (since she asked if I wanted to wear one with her) and proceeded to taunt each other with the blowy things. Greenlee came in and laughed at us while everyone else was staring, we were making an amusing scene.
Cut to later, Greenlee lecturing:
"Disinterest, altruism, exchanging birthday hats because you love each other...by the way, MY birthday is the 4th of July."